Saturday, May 16, 2009

Velvet Assassin (XBOX360)

After reading a (dare I call it) review of this video game on another website, I had to write my own. The original review I read was a shoddy translation of the game as if the writer had read the wikipedia, watched the youtube trailer and left it at that.

Here is my take on the hottest sleeper video game to hit your local video game store shelves this spring.



Slight backgrounds: Losely based on the life of real life Assassin Violette Szabo, the game births you in the midst of Violette Summer on a morphine high contemplating her life's worth during her tour of war in France, 1944. "I long to be back in the war, that was my true home," she states. After a series of flashbacks, you are thrust into your first mission.

I'm a stickler for camera angels and the fluidity of controls. I was pleased to see this is a third person game, with full 360 degrees of camera angles. As most first levels are mainly used as a sort of learning tool, you immediately see that your ability to "sneak" is going to be a dependence thruought the game. I'm a fan of games that require strategy instead of walking into a room and shooting up a place. You start out with only your slaying knife, and in the beginning the only way you're going to get your kill count higher is by sneaking up on your enemy and striking him from behind. You start to get the hang of hiding in dark corners, bushes, sides of buildings and behind boxes at the same time always keeping one eye on the SS officer in front of you lest you make a noise and he draws his gun and comes charging.

Best part about Velvet Assassin can be summed up in two words, ready? Morphine. Mode. Take a look at your transformation upone immediately injecting yourself with the good M:



When you're in a pinch, or an SS officer is in a spot where sneaking is out of the question, Morphine Mode will pause time into a dreamlike state as you slip into your nightgown and run slow motion amidst floaty blood platelets. Unless you've leveled up some, Morphine Mode only lasts about ten seconds, and once you've killed it abruptly ends.

Finding collectables and other such treasures will help you gain experience points and ultimately let you level up in three categories: Stealth, Morphine, and Strength. Collectables can be found in either little hiding places around the level, or after you've ransacked the body of a slain SS Soldier. After 1000 points (each collectable is worth 100), you get prompted to Level Up.

My main question about halfway through the second level: Do you get weapons? Yes and no. Yes because you are awarded with a Colt in a locker with seven bullets, but once the bullets are gone you're back to your trusty knife. My main complaint is that there are never bullet packs to refil your Colt in the beginning. Level three ends with you toting a large shot gun on your back, but as level four begins it's gone from your inventory, so that was curious.



I'm halfway through Velvet Assassin. Yes the missions take a bit of planning and timing, but that's what makes this interesting to me. There is a lot of just sitting, waiting, and listening to random rapid conversations in German (one random convo was about two SS soldiers fighting over chocolate). And I'd like to note that the missions are NOT hard, it's when you slip up and make a noise that makes them all come running and that's when I die.

I love the ambiant of the game, you really do feel thrown back into WWII Nazi-ridden France. The graphics have been well thought through as seen in this image below, an expample of shaddowing:



XPLAY's Morgan Webb stated that she didn't like how every move was dictated through narration or subtitled prompts, but I actually invite it. I'm not the best critical thinker so little snippets of guidence are welcomed by me. What's better than being a beautiful Assassin and hiding in the shaddows while slaying Nazi's all night? Yeah, you let me know if you can top that.

Saturday, May 3, 2008

I Know Your Girlfriend Hates Me

First of all, would you ever say no to this face:



Oh, Annie.
Who else could look just as sweet while comparing someone's disposability to that of a piece of gum?

You know I'm sure we've all found ourselves in a situation where there was dislike from the signifigant other of a close friend. Her new track pokes ridicule at such mistrusting idividuals.

This new song with the above blog title has been rolling on her MySpace.com player for weeks but only in a minute and thirty or so second clip.

Not anymore.

Best line from this song: "Life's too long for you to get it wrong."
Enjoy:
I Know Your Girlfriend Hates Me - MP3

Friday, January 4, 2008

When Under Ether

Mashups are either extremely well done or just complete trash.

This was sent to me by one of my closest friends yesterday, a mash of Ratatat vs. PJ Harvey's 'Ether.' Whomever mashed this did a superior job. And its finally good to hear lyrics set to a Ratatat song.



Ratatat vs. PJ Harvey - Under Ether mp3

Thursday, December 27, 2007

Miss Derringer



Sometimes you have to suck it up and love the Los Angeles music scene.
Miss Derringer being that of a rare jewel arrising from this city that seems to sometimes soley crank out blasted indie-core with dim lyrics and boring drones.

I always said that the Raveonettes are best at covers, but I found this today: 'Unchained' by Miss Derringer.

[[PS: I'm dedicating 'Unchained' to my beautiful Goddaughter, of whom I will never have enough time with. I love you, Christina.]]
Miss Derringer - Unchained mp3
Miss Derringer - Tonight I've Got A Bottle mp3
Miss Derringer - Black Tears mp3
Miss Derringer - Death Car Ride mp3
Miss Derringer - Heartbreak and Razorblades mp3
Miss Derringer - He Hung On A Sunday mp3
Miss Derringer - Don't Say I Told You So mp3

She's going to be at the Viper room Jan 14, 2008. I want nothing more than to see her perform "Tonight I've Got a Bottle." I'm going to be drinking my daddy's drink [whiskey] while standing in the front being rowdy...oh,yes.

Saturday, August 4, 2007

The Twelves

If you're looking for something fresh and new, check out this unsigned band, The Twelves.
From Rio de Janeiro, Brasil, "The Twelves" were formed by the duo J.Mig (João) and Matuto (Luciano) back in 2005. They also feature vocalist Aniko (Anne) in a few tracks.



The Twelves - Beautiful Dresses mp3

Saturday, July 21, 2007

G/L/A/S/S/C/A/N/D/Y

Lately I've been into the smooth beats of this band, G/L/A/S/S/C/A/N/D/Y introduced to me by my good freind Franky. From their hypnotic beats to their sporatic blogs, this band gripped me the minute I heard their song 'Computer Love.'

Computer Love reminds me of myself, sitting at home on such a saturday night with no one around but me and my puppy.



G/L/A/S/S/C/A/N/D/Y Computer Love - mp3

Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Bat For Lashes

Bat for Lashes was an accidental meeting since I stumbled upon it looking for CROSSOVER tracks. It is said that the Lashes have been compared to an almost Bjorky feel, but to me I could best describe them as cryptic beats + ET.


Bat for Lashes -What's a girl to do mp3